Pants Stretcher: For real - never iron pants again!
Donkey's Milk Soap: Good enough for Cleopatra's baths, good enough for yours.
Pocket Dentist: We so wish it was actually a tiny person - but it's still a pretty cool tool.
Pocket Nose Hair Trimmer: For the area just above where the pocket dentist works.
Laundry Soap Nuts: Nuts in the washer? Yep, and you'll love the way they clean, with no suds!
Fly Shooter: So much more fun - and satisfying - than a swatter.
Herbal Nail Fungus Soak: Annoying fungus, BE GONE. Herbally and naturally.
Cooked Turkey Gizzards: You know you want to munch these in front of everyone at your next party.
Hog Scraper: Someone's gotta do it, people! Do you want your bacon or not?
Canned Bacon: Speaking of which...
Happy April Fool's Day!
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